Saturday February 6, 2010
the number of mugs filled with coffee spilt by the respective parties:
cohen, in his entire 3.1287671 years of life: one (1), at the dinner table (i.e.: no big deal)
avery, in the last 3 months: four (4)
i now use travel mugs in my own home.
et cetera.
Thursday February 4, 2010
cohen: “zip up mommy in a pancake.”
cohen: “avery is funny. avery is funny. avery has a funny face.”
cohen: “guess what? i love you.”
me: “hey cohen, you’re so fine, you’re so fine, you blow my mind, hey cohen!”
cohen, looking at mommy: “what’s he talking about?”
et cetera.
Monday January 25, 2010
cohen: “i sleeped with a cereal bar on my head.”
not kidding, that fruit goo was all caked on his forehead and in his hair.
et cetera.
Sunday January 17, 2010
with mandy being the optimist, and myself being a realist… we find it ironic, coincidental and hilarious that the names of our face soaps are:
mandy: “a perfect world”
me: “checks and balances”
i mean. seriously?
Sunday January 17, 2010
in general mandy is the optimist in our house, and she would classify me as the pessimist, while i would classify myself more of a cynical realist…
me: “i just don’t think we can afford doing all that.”
mandy: “sure thing, debbie downer.”
me: “that’s ricky reality to you!”
et cetera.
Sunday January 17, 2010
cohen has started to enjoy singing. namely christmas carols and nursery rhymes, but he’s branching out into singing pieces he’s composed himself:
cohen: “mommy, mommy, go away. come again another day.”
mandy: “cohen! it’s rain, rain, go away. come again another day.”
cohen: “no, it’s this one: mommy, mommy, go away. come again another day.”
mandy: “rain, rain, go away. come again another day.”
cohen: “no this! mommy, mommy, go away. come again another day.”
doesn’t that just make you feel that unconditional love all over?
et cetera.
Friday January 15, 2010
mandy and i needed the gps unit for directions out to a work dinner.
me: “mandy, can you get the garmin out of your car?”
mandy: “sure.”
cohen: “give-a, give-a, give-a garmin.”
et cetera.
Thursday January 14, 2010
me: “cohen, you’re a monkey.”
cohen: “no, i’m not.”
me: “well then, what are you?”
cohen: “i’m cohen.”
well, naturally.