hello, that is not my panda

name: aaron
height and weight: average and above average
status: fatherlike
job: supporting the man
hobbies: planning, but not doing
bands: the fray, the academy is…, weezer, goldspot, the get up kids, number one gun, mae, the afters, matchbook romance, copeland, taking back sunday, the postal service, terminal, a tribe called quest
relationship: MARRIED to the hott manananandy
children: one little man, named cohen and one little lady, named avery
pet: dutch the dog
pet peeve: watches and plumbing tape
voice i can’t stop using: mine
life accomplishments: beating jenga
life failures: losing rock-paper-scissors to a man holding scissors
agility: shuttle run champion of central nebraska
fortitude: 12
charisma: elvis-like
twizzlers: as whips
kittens: tossing
apologies: accepted