Tuesday May 23, 2006

As I See It - 21 May 2006

It was kind of surprising that President Bush send National Guard troops to patrol the nation’s southern border especially after recognizing his sinko in de polls. Maybe his security advisors showed him intelligence reports and satellite photos of Los Alamos to convince President Bush that New Mexico has nuclear weapons.

Massachusetts floodwaters continue to rise in Boston and other New England areas. Governor Mitt Romney said he took every precaution to ensure there’s no looting – all direct flights from Los Angeles and New Orleans have been canceled.

Despite our data shared with National Security Agency, all our phone companies swear that they protect its customers’ privacy. Yeah, I can see the next cell phone marketing strategy: for only ten dollars per month you can get fifty surveillance-free minutes.

– bruce the dad

quotastic

the holocaust was an obscene period in our nation’s history. i mean in this century’s history. but we all lived in this century. i didn’t live in this century. – dan quayle