Tuesday February 26, 2008

sixth floor: scented bags and awkward moments

on the crowded elevator today a woman leaned towards the floor selection buttons and pressed (apparently) her floor. then a man, who was standing directly in front of the buttons looked right at her and awkwardly said, “i push the buttons.” some people on the elevator chuckled… awkwardly. i didn’t, i was just glad somebody else had already pushed 6.

new favorite baby rearing invention: odor resistant and sented trash bags. excellent for use in diaper trash cans. et cetera.

Tuesday March 4, 2008 VooDoo

You should have looked at him and said “I poop my pants” and see if anyone chuckles or if there is just silence.


Textile Help

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The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. – Bill Shakespeare