Wednesday January 13, 2010
cohenisms, part 20
while driving home, mandy and i were talking:
cohen: “excuse me, momma.”
mandy: “yes, cohen?”
cohen: “excuse me mommy!!”
mandy: “yes, cohen?”
cohen: “look at my face.”
cohen doesn’t like food, but maybe he’s just conflicted:
cohen: “i want food.”
mandy: “well, we’re gonna go home and eat pizza.”
cohen: “i am not hungry.”
at the dinner table, we were trying to get cohen to eat pizza:
cohen: “i run so fast.”
mandy: “you’d run faster if you ate a piece of pizza.”
cohen: “i don’t want to run faster. i will get tired. i want to run slower.”
mandy: “cohen, you are so smart.”
cohen, smiling and laughing: “yeah, i am so smart.”
cohen, on discipline: “i do not like your behave, aves. you have to listen, aves.”
et cetera.