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the number of mugs filled with coffee spilt by the respective parties:

cohen, in his entire 3.1287671 years of life: one (1), at the dinner table (i.e.: no big deal).

avery, in the last 3 months: four (4), all on our family room carpet.

i now use travel mugs in my own home.

et cetera.

one has a greater sense of intellectual degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience. – alice james