Friday February 12, 2010

cohenisms, part 27

cohen: “mommy, i’m hungry.”
mandy: “well, what do you want to eat?”
cohen: “you pick.”
mandy: “how about a cereal bar?”
cohen: “no, crackers.”

cohen, to dutch: “you’re treading on thin ice.”

et cetera.

quotastic

i quit smoking cold turkey, it was too hard cramming it into my pipe. – uncle edgester