Thursday March 4, 2010

cohenisms, part 31

cohen: “let’s look for the pretend boy that’s crying, he is hard to find.”
me, thinking it’s cute he’s pretending but slightly weirded out: “i’ll help you. where do you think he is?”
cohen: “the other side.” (CREEPY!)
me, trying not to think that my son is possessed: “cohen, the other side of what?”
cohen, very matter of fact: “the family room.” (not creepy, phew.)

cohen: “easter is almost here.”
me: “what happens then?”
cohen: “there are presents in the easter bag!”

cohen: “oh, there’s a piece of easter!.... grass. i forgot to clean that up.”

et cetera.