Friday July 9, 2010

averiatrics, part 9

avery’s vocabulary is growing. and so is her will, specifically towards a little man named cohen. below are some averiatrics directed at the boy:

avery: “mean, mean, mean.”

avery: “space space.”

avery: “mine mine, mine.”

avery: “nice.”

avery: “coheen!” (co-heeen’)

avery: “no co co no.”

et cetera.

quotastic

the holocaust was an obscene period in our nation’s history. i mean in this century’s history. but we all lived in this century. i didn’t live in this century. – dan quayle