Tuesday August 17, 2010

cohenisms, part 53

at bedtime last night…

me: “cohen, what do you want to thank God for?”
cohen: “your head and things like that.” as he points at my head then around the room.

et cetera.

quotastic

the democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery. – dave barry