Tuesday August 17, 2010

cohenisms, part 54

cohen, singing: “my fluffy lies over the ocean, my fluffy lies over the sea, my fluffy lies over the ocean, oh bring back my fluffy to me! to me!”
mandy: “cohen, you know that it’s bonnie not fluffy.”
cohen: “yes, but i am singing about my fluffy.”

well, naturally. et cetera.

quotastic

the democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery. – dave barry