Friday January 14, 2011

cohenisms, part 62

cohen: “mommy, i love you more than christmas.”

cohen, in reference to more comfortable kitchen chairs: “let’s go get them!”
mandy: “cohen they cost six hundred dollars. can you pay for it?”
cohen: “yes, i have lots of coins.”

cohen, in reference to daddy’s beard: “mommy, when daddy kisses me the prickles chip my skin.”

cohen, after finishing a snack, calm and completely serious: “unfortunately, i am out gummy snacks.”

et cetera.